All about the In'ernet.

Here's the continuing saga of my spam.

My junk e-mail is starting to develop a personality. It is now trying to insult me:

what a stupid face you have here davidemmanuel.alano
davidemmanuel.alano is a moron
You need to improve your little friend

And a hint of blackmail:

We caught you on tape davidemmanuel.alano

Then it has started to wisecrack:

Close encounters of the nude kind
Honeymoon on moon

and this:

The Loin King

(of course, that cracked me right up, even here in the office)

...

Going through the sites where I usually spend a lot of time I stumbled upon this news:

goddamn. Diablo 3 is on development. what in the world am I gonna do when I can't even buy my own PC. ohmanohman.